It was a beautiful day and everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited!
Luigi stood up and said:
"Listen everyone I love you guys you are my best friends in the world you make me glad to be alive!"
"Excuse me. Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game! It's called 'Super Smash Brothers'"
"That sounds nice, how do we play?"
"Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before"
"I don't think I wanna do that"
"Oh come on, it'll be a bash
Now grab all your little friends 'cause it is time for us to motherfucking SMASH!"
Woah
"Wait, no"
Let's go
Kick the shit out of your friends
"That's not cool"
Have a blast as you beat their ass and then they're forced to clap for you at the end
3-2-1, smash!
Mario
"Hey bro-ahh"
Your chode
Has been destroyed 200%
"I needed that chode!"
"Can't we all just get along?"
Abso-fucking-lutely not, you gotta smash!
The park was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head
Fox said:
"Hey Mario, stop crying, just psych up and fight instead!"
"I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red!"
Sonic looked tough, 'till Link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder had overtaken Jigglypuff!
He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive ass hit and then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!
"Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed"
"Don't worry, Luigi, the clock says 4-3-2-" "Oh, no" "-1 SMASH"
Woah
"This blows!"
You know, when Mario and Peach team up you are screwed
"You're my own brother"
Pikachu is way less fucking cute when he is trying to electrocute you
"PIKA PIIIII"
Samus
"What do you want?"
Is pissed
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit
"Oh you're dead, bitch!"
"That is the last goddamn straw!"
"Oh shit I think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH!"
Woah
"Hey, look at me now!"
Oh-oh
"I'm beating my friends
I have no regrets
This is the fucking best!
Yes, I can see now!
We're havin' fun in the end
Now it all makes sense!"
"I guess just because we smash each other, doesn't mean we're not brothers"
"Ah! Mario, you suck!"
"Bite me"