Oh, Maybelline, why can't you be true Oh, Maybelline, why can't you be true You done start back doing the things you used to do As I was motivatin' over the hill I saw Maybelline in a Coup de Ville Cadillac rollin' on the open road Nothin' outrun my V8 Ford Cadillac doin' 'bout 95 Bumper to bumper, rollin' side to side Maybelline, why can't you be true Whoa Maybelline, why can't you be true You done start back doing the things you used to do Cadillac pulled up ahead of the Ford Ford got hot and wouldn't do no more Done got cloudy and it started to rain I tooted my horn til I passed the lane Rain water blowin' all under my hood I knew that I was doin' my motor good Maybelline, why can't you be true Whoa Maybelline, why can't you be true You done start back doin' the things you used to do The motor cooled down, the heat went down And that's when I heard the highway sound Cadillac sittin' like a ton of lead Hundred an' ten a half a mile ahead Cadillac lookin like it's sittin' a still And I called Maybelline at the top of the hill Maybelline, why can't you be true Whoa Maybelline, why can't you be true You done start back doing the things you used to do