Well, the sun is sinkin' And people start thinkin' At twilight Tell me what can I do 'Til a quarter to two To feel alright Well there's always someone playin' Down at the Hoo-rah Ranch And all the wrong women dancin' Jesus the swing I'll be there I got a chair I'm gonna stare I'll be there until the bars burn down Aw, it's ten after five And I see ten other guys with the same thought They would love to go out But they'll probably go home 'cause they'll get caught Later on you'll see 'em tip-toeing up the stairway Carrying both of their shoes It's all a waste of good converstion and booze I'll be there I got a chair Oh, beware I just don't care Tell me if women get lonely just like men How come you never can find 'em then How come you gotta go down there again and again I'll be there I got a chair I'm gonna stare I'll be there until the bars burn down I gotta find me a honey If it costs me all my money and then some I come down here too much To go home without havin' some real fun Well you could even leave it all tomorrow And still not be alone You got a family there and there ain't no place like home I'll be there I'm gonna stare Darlin', beware I like it here