My mum she likes you She thinks you're swell Got the makings of a dance hall girl Your low cut frock and your bird's nest hair Stiletto heels and the way that you swear She said to take you back to see my folks again on Sunday Why, it looks as though there's nobody in They've all gone out to see my Auntie Renee Don't you worry, you just come right in I'm sure we'll pass the time til' they come home Well, let me take your coat, kick off your shoes Warm your toes, try the sofa It's getting dark, we'll miss the late night bus, it's only eight? Well, I'm not takin' any chances What's that noise, why'd they come back so soon? Straighten your dress you're really looking a mess I'll wet my socks, pretend we just got caught in the rain Oh, you're so rude