This ole beer gut I got don't get no smaller If I thought it'd do any good I'd go ahead and call her I've been drinkin' up my pain since she's been gone For every fool there's a good boss too And the same ole sad, sad song (Chorus) That beer would go a lot farther with a good ole hurtin' song Drink a few with a song or two, It never takes me long As long as I got money I'll stay where I belong Yeah, that beer would go a lot farther with a good ole hurtin' song My friends keep tellin' me boy you oughtta quit it They ain't the ones that have to drink to forget it Forgettin' don't come easy when you're sober and all alone So I pop my tops and play the jukebox and the pain is gone (Chorus) That beer would go a lot farther with a good ole hurtin' song Drink a few with a song or two, It never takes me long As long as I got money I'll stay where I belong Yeah, that beer would go a lot farther with a good ole hurtin' song As long as I got money I'll stay where I belong Yeah, that beer would go a lot farther with a good ole hurtin' song