Charlie Rich I see a great big sign on a one way street Goin' down the wrong way who do I meet A big policeman walkin' his beat Everything I do is wrong Everything I do is wrong on me Everything I do is wrong I just don't see how I'm gonna get along 'Cause everything I do is wrong Well I'm busy getting ready for a big date Rushin' like a mad man to keep from being late I take a wrong turn and wind up in another state Everything I do is wrong Everything I do is wrong on me Everything I do is wrong I just don't see how I'm gonna get along 'Cause everything I do is wrong Well I hate to be the type of a guy who complain Every time I wash my car it's bound to rain I take a trip North and catch a South bound train Everything I do is wrong Everything I do is wrong for on me Everything I do is wrong I just don't see how I'm gonna get along 'Cause everything I do is wrong Mmm on me