Down the road in my car A wooden Jesus on my dashboard Go to work to stay alive I'm just a sinner trying to survive We commit all those deadly sins But I don't worry 'cause I got my friend I got my wooden Jesus in my car He's always with me never too far My wooden Jesus forgives me I'm a sinner that's why I believe In my wooden jesus Wake up in the morning sun On my dresser got another one Say a prayer to start my day Maybe the big man will show me the way A money maker down in east LA Stamping them out ten thousand a day I got a wooden Jesus in my car He's always with me never too far My wooden jesus he's my friend I've been a lion laying down with the lamb I got my friend got my soul Why he forgives me god only knows 'Cause he's a wooden Jesus wooden Jesus wooden Jesus Lord take me on away from here Take me down the road to salvation Help me jesus try to find my way Send me a revelation I got to wooden Jesus in my car Got him sitting on my dashboard Wooden Jesus shows the way He keeps me ready for that judgement day He's my wooden Jesus forgiving me I need a savior so I try to believe In my wooden Jesus doesn't mind He always loves me he's my kind Of wooden Jesus wooden Jesus wooden Jesus Ten thousand maybe more Wrapped with string on a cheap old board Cast iron believe me Five ninety five will buy your reprieve Wooden Jesus He's my friend show me the way Keep me ready for that judgement day Wooden jesus