Yeah, hey! Here she comes This here's a story about Lilly and Billy How they got married And lived happy ever after She was only a Friday night floosie And I had Saturday on my mind Only a Friday night floosie One of the roving kind But it's $25 for a massage And I can do just the same myself It's ahh $25 for a massage But I can do better than anybody else Here she comes, hoe! Here comes Lilly Lilly was standing in a parlour Sweet as a sweet baby could be Lilly was standing in a parlour She was looking straight at me But it's ahh $25 for a massage And I can do the same myself $25 for a massage And I'm better than anybody else We fell in love We got married Love for the rest of my life Billy and Lilly were sweethearts She's gonna be my loving wife Cost me $25 for a massage She was even better than me Cost me $25 for a massage And she's sweet as a sweety can be Hey Lilly got somebody on the phone Hey Billy we got somebody on the phone