She don't care if I'm fat She don't care if I'm thin She don't care 'bout no band That I used to be in And when we're alone I never get very far She justs wants to ride in my muscle car It's a red GTA With two white stripes Carbon monoxide Comin' out of it's pipes To her it's the taste Of fine caviar She just wants to ride in my muscle car When I rev up the engine She crosses her legs And a glazed expression Comes over her face She feels the vibration And moans "Oh my God!" She wants My, my muscle car My, my muscle car