I remember it well, I was just about three My dad said, "Son, what do you want to be?" It didn't ring no bell, but I said "Daddy, I'm a bit too young, what do you want from me?" I'm much older now, I'm almost a man I can do anything, you bet I can Raise a family, now wouldn't that be grand So sorry, but I got bigger plans You can be anything in the world today Like a preacher, a teacher, a baseball player Those kind of things I just don't care I want to represent the USA (The American Dream) Oh, as far as the eye oh say can you see (I want to be) I want to be the leader of the country When I'm President Things will be different We'll start a new government When I'm President When I'm President You can be in my cabinet I'll be your heaven sent President First things first, we're gonna change the rules Better listen up, all you boys and girls Your prez says there'll be no after school So vote for me, now wouldn't that be cool (Yeah), yeah (Yeah), yeah Now I know there's trouble in the Middle East I'll spend all the money when I stop the Arms Race On my brothers in the desert, gonna have themselves a feast When that's done, then we'll start on world peace (So go ask Alice) Oh, you know what he said (What did he say?) "Remember, I wanna be elected" When I'm president Things will be different We'll start a new government When I'm president When I'm president You can be in my cabinet I'll be your heaven sent president... huh! President President When I'm president Things will be different We'll start a new government When I'm president When I'm president You can be in my cabinet I'll be your heaven sent... I'm President! Things will be different I'd like a new government When I'm president When I'm president Say, you can be in my cabinet I'll be your heaven sent president... oh, yeah! Not gonna do it!