Do you wanna hear the story of my life? Got no reason to go home tonight I ain't complaining, what's the use? It's just me and the boys and a pint or two Telling lies about things we used to do I ain't had no fun in London since the Hammersmith Palais New York City's boring since the punks all went away Tokyo's gone techno and Berlin's going crazy I ain't had no fun since Hammersmith Palais Once upon a time the world made sense Now there's nothin' straight enough to rebel against Ain't been no work since 82 There's only one thing left to do Make sure they know we've been here when we're through I ain't had no fun in London since the Hammersmith Palais New York City's boring since the punks all went away Tokyo's gone techno and Berlin's going crazy I ain't had no fun since Hammersmith Palais No way Burn So do you wanna hear the story of my life? Got no reason to go home tonight Well, life's a drag and then you're dead It's just me and the boys, and a bottle of red Telling lies about better days ahead I ain't had no fun in London since the Hammersmith Palais New York City's boring since the punks all went away Tokyo's gone techno and Berlin's going crazy I ain't had no fun since Hammersmith Had no fun since Hammersmith Had no fun since Hammersmith Palais I ain't had no fun I ain't had no fun I ain't had no fun