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Black Raven - If I Married A Hooker lyrics

Artist: Black Raven

album: Rockbox Revival


If it was raining whiskey by the shot
And you could keep all of it that you caught
As sure as little piggy's tails are pork
I'd be standing holding nothing but a fork
'Cause a one-legged man is bound to fail
If he tries to win a prize at kicking tails
That's the same lopsided odds that I keep bucking
If I married a hooker she'd quit ...?
If I were shipwrecked on some desert isle
Whith a hundred horny women running wild
Before they'd run their fingers through my hair
I'd probably fall asleep and wake up queer

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