I've been hearing stories Ever since I've been gone Heard all about your women Women, wine and song Did you think I wouldn't find you out? Did you think I wouldn't know? Let's skip the inquisition Consider this your eviction I'm coming home I've been hearing rumors I gave you the benefit of the doubt Ever since the day I took you in I should have kicked you out You've been living off my money And I bet you ain't alone It's been going on too long I better find you gone When I get home I'm comin' home to quit ya So don't let that back door hit ya when ya go I'm heading down the interstate Taking back my real estate I'm coming home I'm coming home When you said you loved me I should of known what you meant I guess you loved me just enough To let me pay the rent Since you've been livin' off me You've been livin' high Now I think it's way past time To leave you high and dry Let's skip the inquisition Consider this your eviction I'm coming home It's been going on too long I better find you gone when I get home I'm coming home I'm coming home