Out on the barren alkaline shores A very Flamongous flamingo is born Into a stringent violent hierarchy He grew up fleeing, but he turned to face the fight Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay He needed a leg substitute with a twist He made it a bad ass gun with a fist His walk turned out quite limpy you might say But don't let him hear you or you will surely pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Slowly he took over all the barren shorelines But was not content to merely rule his kind Making peaceful claims he built a secret army He would have us all be servants, slaves or dead Kill, destroy, annihilate All who will oppose his fate Kill, destroy, annihilate All who will oppose his fate Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay