There was a very hairy coconut hangin' in a tree High on a hill looking down at the sea The very hairy coconut said to me "I wish I had a sailor's hat If I had a sailor's hat I'd be handsome as can be I could hang up here in this coconut tree All the island kids would smile at me If I had a sailor's hat" There was a very hairy coconut hangin' in a tree High on a hill looking down at the sea The very hairy coconut said to me "I wish I had a parrot hat If I had a parrot hat I'd be handsome as can be I could hang up here in this coconut tree All the island kids would smile at me If I had a parrot hat" ♪ There was a very hairy coconut hangin' in a tree High on a hill looking down at the sea The very hairy coconut said to me "I wish I had a big rain hat" If I had a rain hat I'd be handsome as can be I could hang up here in this coconut tree All the island kids would smile at me If I had a big rain hat" ♪ There was a very hairy coconut hangin' in a tree High on a hill looking down at the sea The very hairy coconut said to me "I wish I had a pirate hat" If I had a pirate hat I'd be handsome as can be I could hang up here in this coconut tree All the island kids would smile at me If I had a pirate hat"