Look out for Lavatory Lil (Look out for Lavatory Lil) You think that she's a winner When she's cooking you your dinner But she's really moving in for the kill Lavatory Lil, oh Watch out for Lavatory Lil (Watch out for Lavatory Lil) She says it's hunky-dory When she's telling you her story But she really thinks you're making her ill Lavatory Lil Yeah If you saw it coming You could look the other way But it isn't easy When she's rolling in the hay ♪ So much for Lavatory Lil (So much for Lavatory Lil) You think she's being friendly But she's looking for a Bentley And she'd rather go and swallow a pill Lavatory Lil If you saw it coming You could get up off the track But it isn't easy When she hits you in the back Woo, ooh, ooh Lavatory Lil Lavatory Lil Lavatory Lil Lavatory Lil Lavatory Lil That's it for Lavatory Lil (That's it for Lavatory Lil) She's acting like a starlet But she's looking likе a harlot As she's slowly heading over thе hill Lavatory Lil Lavatory Lil