Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton, I must've played 'em all But I ain't seen nothin' like him in any amusement hall That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball ♪ He stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine Feelin' all the bumpers, always playin' clean Plays by intuition, the digit counters fall That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball ♪ He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist How do you think he does it? (I don't know) What makes him so good? Ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzes and bells Don't see no lights a-flashin', plays by sense of smell Always gets the replay, never seen him fall That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball ♪ I thought I was the Bally table king But I just handed my pinball crown to him ♪ Even on my favorite table, he can beat my best Disciples lead him in, and he just does the rest He's got crazy flipper fingers, never seen him fall That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball