Muskrat, muskrat candlelight Doin' the town and doin' it right In the evenin', it's pretty pleasin' Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam Do the jitterbug Out in the muskrat land And they shimmy And Sammy's so skinny And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jinglin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love Nibblin' on bacon, chewin' on cheese Sammy says to Susie Honey, would you please be my missus? And she says yes with her kisses And now he's ticklin' her fancy Rubbin' her ties Muzzle to muzzle now Anything goes As they wiggle And Sue starts to giggle And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jinglin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love