One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep because talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they getting sweeter A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man ... Mambo Number Five ... If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from a personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from a personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her then she starts Looking for things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife You'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks meals on time She'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from a personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from a personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Whoa-Oohh ... Na-na-na-na-na ... Wake up, little Susie, wake up Wake up, little Susie, wake up We've both been sound asleep Wake up, little Susie, and weep The movie's over, it's four o'clock, and we're in trouble deep Wake up little Susie Wake up little Susie Well, whatta we gonna tell your mama? Whatta we gonna tell your pa? Whatta we gonna tell our friends when they say: "ooh-la-la"? Wake up little Susie Wake up little Susie Well, I told your mama that you'd be in by ten Well, Susie baby looks like we goofed again Wake up little Susie Wake up little Susie, we gotta go home We gotta go home