Something in my genes makes me uncoordinated A butter-fingered boy, my D.N.A. was deviated I don't want to tell a lie, I'm an ungainly guy Girls are graceful when they dance Oh, I really love to watch them dancing Yeah, I'm clumsy Yeah, real clumsy I'm clumsy, and I don't ever hope to see you back Look at that negro go He's moving like a cat in a factory Why can't I do that, I'm full of beans and I'm spilling the drinks In the meantime we'll survive, I was born to bungle And at last I realise That nobody's taking me for granted Yeah, I'm clumsy Yeah, real clumsy I'm clumsy, and I don't ever hope to see you back I'm clumsy, and I don't ever hope to be relaxed (Repeat to fade)