Well there's love on the menu Well there's love on the menu Well there's love on the menu You don't know what you're missing Honey, honey make a meal out of me Take a big bite, or a nibble Oyster entrée, bon appetit Won't you never stop your complaining? Never stop, have a good vintage wine Every time we go eating out, Just desserts, tea and sympathy And the music plays on and on The chef gets the bacon for the filet mignon There's always the waiter, he knows how to cater Sugar and spice, give me that savoured love Cheap at the price, give me that flavoured love Sugar and spice, it tastes so very nice Love's on the menu, me 'n' you Well there's love on the menu But you still refuse to listen 2, 4, 6, 8 bog in, don't wait Take a big sip or a small nip Cappuccino or Burgundy Won't you never stop your complaining? Never stop, have a good vintage wine Every time we go eating out, Just desserts, tea and sympathy I'll be the knife if you'll be the fork I'll try the rump steak if you'll try the pork There's always the waitress in her sexy little white dress Sugar and spice, give me that savoured love Cheap at the price, give me that flavoured love Sugar and spice, yeah that's my favourite love Sugar and spice, give me that flavoured love Sugar and spice