Any time I wanna go outside I stop and think about getting sunburned Any time I wanna go for a ride I stop and think about getting in a car crash A car crash Any time I get on the subway I'm pretty sure it's gonna derail Any time I eat at Subway I'm pretty sure I'm gonna contract mad cow disease And then I'm gonna die from a Natural Disaster Natural Disaster Any time I feel a gentle breeze I remember that tornado in Brooklyn Any time I try to suppress a sneeze I remember someone told me that could lead to an aneurism And that would be some shit, son Oh, oh, oh When I want to go for a walk I know I'm gonna twist my ankle So I sit at home with my hot chocolate and my hot self and remember I am thankful To have a home from which I don't have to face a Natural Disaster (No I don't have to face it) Natural Disaster (That's what 4 walls are for) Don't mistake me I am on not pouting I'd like to go one day on an outing with you To a movie or some such thing Where you'll woo me with a diamond ring But if we go on out to the can-can We might get stuck in the middle of a hurricane And then you can't take me home And nothing but the wind is gonna make me moan And nothing but the rain will be pounding me I'll only be wet cuz I'll be swept out to sea Baby can't you see that it's a Natural Disaster (And the probability) Natural Disaster (Is that it's going to happen to me) Any time I wanna go for a swim I remember I'm afraid of drowning Any time I wanna think about him I remember that I promised myself I'd stop frowning When we were breaking up he broke my favorite tea cup When we were breaking up he broke my favorite tea cup When we were breaking up he broke my favorite tea cup When we were breaking up he broke my favorite tea cup Natural Disaster (And that was a disaster too) Natural Disaster (With all those pieces on the ground) But baby that's when you came along You sang my favorite song You kept me moving on And we picked up the broken glass And learned that what was brittle wasn't meant to last So let's build a home out of straw and sticks And then we'll know if the apocalypse hits We can always rebuild after We get hit by a natural disaster Natural Disaster Natural Disaster Cuz you got my heart just like McCartney You got my heart just like McCartney You got my heart just like McCartney You got my heart just like McCartney