One of us will be Miss Saigon I spread the word, it's Miss Saigon Who's left in town? Who hasn't gone? Shut up and get your hot pants on Each day more G.I.'s disappear Will we survive when no-one's here? You girls must trust your engineer I have a little surprise for you Come here I found this new girl from the country untouched Get her ready I'd give that virgin act a rest You are my first American Alle, alle, alle Why does it take all day? Get your asses on stage and raise some cash tonight One of us will be Miss Saigon They say Saigon has weeks, I say it's time to pack Tonight I must be Miss Saigon Each night this little bunch of theirs are worth less and less I need a VISA fast and I'm not looking back Son of a bitch they're here I can still engineer Monsieur Tony please come inside