If you want to die in bed Follow my example When you see a cloud ahead It's time to show some class Hit the door Before they make a target of your ass If you want to die in bed In times of revolution When the flag they fly is red Let pride fill up your chest Meanwhile, pack a sack and take the first boat Heading west! Oh is it... they're still here! My precious souvenirs from all the golden years Rolex watches in steel that look. Practically real I'll need a little stock To strike me in Bangkok If you wanna die in bed Forget about your karma When your life hangs by a thread Don't cry about the fence Grab a stash of cash and buy a strip joint In the States! Let me stop for a bit This was my greatest hit Miss Saigon and her crown I made queen of the town I got them paying more for just Another whore Here I come U.S.A Your next champ's On his way For men, will always be men The rules are the same For kings or for clerks Give me Franks, or dollars, or Yen! I'll set up again I know how things work Why was I born of a race That thinks only of race and hates entrepeneurs Me, I belong in a place Where a man sets his price And you pay and he sures I should be American Where every promise lands And every business man knows where he stands First up, Bangkok Then I roam Across that ocean, white with foam To the place that's my heart's true home America. If you wanna die in bed Ungroup to your nirvana You grab your chance and plough ahead Go where people win Heaven's there But shit! You need a visa to get in!