When she turned eighteen she went astray With her brother's dealer, so they say She had the baby yesterday Perhaps it's just a rumour They kept her prisoner growing up Told her Jesus was enough She's really into dirty stuff Perhaps it's just a rumour And if you asked her she'd say I'm just tryin' to work out How to be like myself I'm just tryin' to work out These cards I've been dealt See that girl she's looking great She used to be quite overweight She may not be entirely straight Perhaps it's just a rumour Always did as she was told Apparently she's on the dough Spends it all on alcohol Perhaps it's just a rumour I'm just tryin' to work out How to be like myself I'm just tryin' to work out These cards I've been dealt 'Cause she did it, she did it Her bed is forbidden He's fitting she isn't She keeps her face hidden She told 'em good riddance Her sister brought with 'em She wishes she didn't And now they're all singing Just tryin' to work out How to be like myself I'm just tryin' to work out These cards I've been dealt I'm just tryin' to work out How to be like myself I'm just tryin' to work out These cards I've been dealt She did it, she did it Her bed is forbidden He's fitting she isn't She keeps her face hidden She told 'em good riddance Her sister brought with 'em She wishes she didn't And now they're all singing I'm just tryin' to work out How to be like myself I'm just tryin' to work out These cards I've been dealt Just tryin' to work out How to be like myself I'm just tryin to work out These cards I've been dealt