There's a buy one get three free expired bud light deal
And the floors been sticky since 2003
With a pair of dusty Peavy's hang from the rafter ceiling
They picked up from a church liquidation
And the barmaid gave me a twenty dollar tab
I guess that bud light deal ain't half bad
And I know if I'm gonna make it there's bars like these I'll sing
And it's not the destination but the Grammy
I'm a leper a glorified beggar
I'm a street song singer in the Winter
I'm a lonely man on a four-inch stage
Tryin to bend your ear with a Billy Joel Cover
I'm an NPC with my own big dreams
Playin' top 40's on a muddy PA
Blendin' in as a backtrack to your bachelorette trip
Least you could do is tag me on TikTok
Yeah and my favorite shows are when people drink too much
Summer dresses spinnin' boots and jeans are a-stampin'
And they'll sing every word to Chris Stapleton
Cause I kinda sound like him when you drink too much
And I know if gonna make it I've gotta play Oasis
At least twice a set
And you can forget Old Crow Medicine Show
And Dixeland in Tuscaloosa
Cause I'm a leper a glorified beggar
I'm a street song singer in the Winter
I'm a lonely man on a four-inch stage
Tryin to bend your ear with a Billy Joel Cover
I'm an NPC with my own big dreams
Playin' top 40's on a muddy PA
Blendin' in as a backtrack to your bachelorette trip
Least you could do is tag me on TikTok
Cause I'm a leper a glorified beggar
I'm a street song singer in the Winter
I'm a lonely man on a four-inch stage
Tryin to bend your ear with a Billy Joel Cover
I'm an NPC with my own big dreams
Playin' top 40's on a muddy PA
Blendin' in as a backtrack to your bachelorette trip
Least you could do is tag me on TikTok