Four civilians are beamed onto an alien spacecraft
Each are completing tasks to maintain the ship
Until suddenly a Murder occurs onboard the vessel!
One of the remaining three is an imposter
Figure out who is the guilty party from the clues within. Good luck
There's no way I could've committed this crime
I was in the cafeteria, eating and writing rhymes
In fact, when I got up and emptied out the trash
I heard what I coulda sworn was a shotgun blast
And the last person I laid eyes on was Richie
He exited the weapons room, looking kinda shifty
I tailed him for a minute but I had to hit the medbay
To submit a scan, and you know that takes all day
But who you should be looking at is Kadesh
He had a sword, that would be perfect for singing some flesh
Or maybe it was a big Gun, ok I'm not really sure
But if i was you, I'd vote this dude right out the door
I Swept the floor and cleaned the filters like a good crewmate
Come back to the cafeteria to find my food ate
And worse, someone onboard is making us meet undue fates
You're on the clock, make the right choice, Before it's too late
You Look Sus
Listen ain't no one you can trust
Called an Emergency meeting because we need to discuss
You look Sus
Another one bites the dust
You can yell and cuss, but but no it isn't enough
You look Sus
You did it and you blame it on us
Homie the jig is up
Retaliations a must
You look sus
And now they'll be no more death
Hit the airlock and hold your breath
Adios you look sus
I just thought I'd report
I just left navigation, I was plotting a course
I was walking through the hall when I spotted a corpse
And i thought I saw Desh but I'm not really sure
I mean Desh is cool, that is nice, but
This situation isn't average right
I just find it kinda strange someone slashed the lights
Right before it was his turn for admin swipe
Hold on
Lets back it up for a second
I bumped into Ran right after I left weapons
And come to think of it, he suspected
He went into medbay, I didn't see him exit
Hmmm, I got suspicion and doubt
And if I had more proof, i'd be kicking you out
I know that one of y'all did it, I'mma figure it out
Until then imma skip for now
You Look Sus
Listen ain't no one you can trust
Called an Emergency meeting because we need to discuss
You look Sus
Another one bites the dust
You can yell and cuss, but but no it isn't enough
You look Sus
You did it and you blame it on us
Homie the jig is up
Retaliations a must
You look sus
And now they'll be no more death
Hit the airlock and hold your breath
Adios you look sus
Listen all I've been doing is shooting asteroids
At least for the most part
Trying to protect the Skeld boys
So y'all just breaking my heart
To accuse me of murder
Have you asked Mega Ran where he was
Or haven't you heard of
Collecting evidence
And checking alibis
It's relevant
That maybe you look into anything that the victim
Could've been doing right before they went missing
Ask Richie. I just lent him a hand fixing the Oxygen system
But come to think of it, he looked kind of flustered
I'd assumed that was because a vent had just busted
If this is gonna be my last stand like Colonel Custer
I'ma call em all out because this simply isn't justice
Group conspiracy
Don't appeal to me
I feel like one of y'all's sabotaging the rest
With hopes of killing me
And then taking the rest of you out
Who has my back? Better say it with yo chest if you doubt
Cuz otherwise
You Look Sus