Take a boat, take a plane Go to London, go to Spain Take a train from Amsterdam to Monaco Take a loved one if you think They enjoy things that stink 'Cause everything is different over there When you're in Belgium, you can eat A lot of mayonnaise with your frites And no one will say, "Hey, that's too much mayonnaise" Enjoy a German sausage hall, eat an Italian meatball But I hope you don't want a Twinkie Because they don't have Hostess Twinkies over there Over there, you'll never feel at ease 'Cause there's not much soap and there's too much cheese And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains Over there, they'll make you regret that you ever Saved their asses in World War II Don't make me go over there 'Cause I enjoy my freedom here I enjoy light-colored beer I like to take showers And I like to brush my teeth, every day Twice a day They say that there's a place in France Where the naked ladies dance You can find it if you ask around And there's a hole there in the wall Where the men can see it all But the men don't care 'cause they chew their underwear The underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety-two The men go around With their ding dongs hanging down Over there, you'll never feel at ease 'Cause there's not much soap and there's too much cheese And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains Over there, they'll make you regret that you ever Saved their asses in World War II Don't make me go over there No, don't make me go over there Don't make me go over there