(Ah!) I keep having conversations with my friends Predicting how we think the world is gonna end In nuclear warfare, fires, floods or aliens Such enlightening conversations with my friends I keep having intellectual tete-a-tetes Over the current state of affairs here in the West We cure poverty for brunch, over dinner solving famine Such constructive conversations with my friends I keep having conversations with myself Because I'm not friends with anybody else I'd like to think I'm independent, but I'm just fucking lonely It might be time for me to get some help I keep having conversations with my friends Or maybe it's just the voices in my head I'm not crazy, you're crazy, you're fucking crazy I keep having conversations with my friends (Hey!)