This is a little story about a lazy old man It's been years and years And years gone by without a solid plan Digging deep for motivation, why it seems so hard to find He's been living like this for, oh, so long This way of life is stuck in his mind A good kick in the ass is what he needs No one hears his silent pleas Although people around him would tend to agree A life of living like this is a bad disease A will for change is a thought desired To achieve his goals, to take him higher In his thoughts he seems to care But laziness lingers in the air A fresh breath not polluted with this disease I can hear him screaming saying pleas, please, please Help me now, take me by the hand This rut I'm in, makes me so bland A good kick in the ass is what he needs No one hears his silent pleas Although people around him would tend to agree A life of living like this is a bad disease It's a bad disease, it's a bad disease, it's a bad disease So used to sitting, sitting on the couch Feeling like a fucking, goddamn slouch A goddamn slouch So used to sitting on the couch Feeling like a fucking, goddamn slouch Will he see the reality, reality?