He must've been on drugs
When he fired the Floridian
He must've been on drugs
When he wore a pink rubber dress
He must've been on Molly or Ecstasy
When he let those three pornstars ATM him
We don't know why, we don't know when
But we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again
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He must've been on drugs
When he put the Bombpops in a box
He must've been on drugs
When he kept diggin' that hole
And when we asked him what he was looking for
He just laughed and said, "You're gonna find out the hard way"
We don't know why, we don't know when
But we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again
(Drugs)
(Drugs)
(Drugs)
(Drugs)
He's on drugs (drugs)
He's on drugs (drugs)
He's on drugs (drugs)
He's on drugs (drugs)
He must've been on drugs
When he started doing drugs again
He must've been on coke
When he made that Vegas joke (I wouldn't share that with nobody)
He must've been on beer and Vicodin
When he decided to begin his relapse
We don't know why, we don't know when
But we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again