You think your life is difficult Well mine's a little bit harder You see I've got this problem My girlfriend is a vampire Blond hair Brown eyes Thin waist My prize She sleeps during the day When I'm not exactly tired It ain't much fun in a coffin My girlfriend is a vampire Sucks blood Likes bats Big fangs My love You can't taker out in the sun You can't take a picture of her Her ex-boyfriend is a werewolf My girlfriend is a vampire