My buddy's back from that wicked long war
I can't wait to tell him that I finally did score
He wrote he's old enough to finally buy us beer
My buddy's back and I want the world to hear
My buddy's back, hope he still likes tipping cows
Hope he still digs playing Maiden loud
I watched his girlfriend, when he saw me he said, "Thanks"
I washed his chonies and they were crazy, crazy rank
My buddy's back
My buddy's back
My buddy's back from that wicked long war
He'll do his Kung Fu on the bullies down the street
I'll explain with a license you can have weed
Show him all the new movies that came out
Explain they redo all the cool ones (and they all suck)
Band's back together, he's our singer and he'll shout (Raw)
We play in my dad's garage on Wednesdays (Come check us out)
I can't believe my best buddy is back
Because he rejoined our guild on the World of Warcraft
And at the airport I brought him a beer,
His dog, his mom, his car,
His girl, a hot pizza and our weird buddy Rob (what's up?)
My buddy's back
My buddy's back
My buddy's back from that wicked long war
My buddy's back
My buddy's back
My buddy's back from that wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked long war
Yeah, that crazy, crazy war
Ah, that crazy, crazy war
Yeah, that crazy, crazy war
Maybe his mom will stop coming by
She makes me pancakes, hot dogs and apple pie
I'll finally get to stop walking his mean dog
But he ain't getting back his '70 Dodge Dart
His sister's now my girl, over the summer she got cute
If you let me date her, when I see you I'll salute
I know he won't dig the ending of Lost
But he'll laugh that our bass player Rob is now a cop (what's up?)
My buddy's back
My buddy's back
My buddy's back from that wicked long war
My buddy's back
My buddy's back
My buddy's back from that wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked long war
Yeah, that crazy, crazy war
Ah, that crazy, crazy war
Yeah, that crazy, crazy war
My buddy's back from that wicked long war
We're all so happy you can hear my town roar
But every night I'll be staring at the shore
Because there's still one more buddy that I'm waiting for