Okay I'll answer for real, If I found myself, Stranded on an
Island, With 6 million girls, Well I'd put them all to work,
We'd build a kickass sailboat, To get me be back you
See i'm not fucking around
I just love how you come up with these, You're saying
If I was drunk, And away on tour, And if we were in a
Ooh big fight, And them some loosey twit, Started flirting
With me, Well even drunk and bummed out I'd say
You best move on girl, I don't mess around
No!
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Yah-yah-yah-yah
So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking
The bar's open late, And I don't mind
Until you finally see, With you, I won't be fucking around
Sure we'll have two more drinks, And just sit a bit closer
Hit me with another of your silly questions
When the sun comes up, You'll see I won't be fucking around
If my friends from school days, Brought me to a strip club
Bought me some of those lap dances Say what would I do then?
We'll I'd have to point to Mikey
See he don't have much luck with the ladies, Tell the girls
"There, that's me," Then call you up so we can razz around it yeah
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Yah-yah-yah-yah
So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking
The bar's open late, And I don't mind
Until you finally see, With you, I won't be fucking around
Sure we'll have two more drinks, And just sit a bit closer
Hit me with another of your silly questions
When the sun comes up, You'll see I won't be fucking around
What if, your high school girlfriend, Showed up
While I was away?
We'll I'd go under the sink, And grab some insect
Repellent, And spray that girl away!
Yah I'll stop my stealiing
I'll stop my fighting
I'll change my dirty ways
For you just you yeah
I'm damn well smart/And I know what I got
And I won't be fucking around
So are you feeling good?
Do you know I'm yours?
Raise up that head and those cute shoulders
Let's head on home
I'll never be fucking around