I stumbled in at 2am all drunk And full of smoke My wife said "i've had enough" That's it, i'm sick, get out!" So i stumbled down to kelly's pub Across the edge of town And i told the boys me story And we had another round And we'll drink and drink and drink And drink and drink and drink and Fight-yeah! [2x] And if i see a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight I'll drink and drink and drink and Drink and drink and drink and fight... And mary McGregor Well she was a pretty whore She'd always greet you with a smile And never lock her door But on the day she died I'll admit it sounded weak For mary McGregor finally got some sleep Well i once loved a girl A child i'm told I gave her my heart And she gave me a cold So now i sit standing Out in the pouring rain I'll stumble back to kelly's pub And cry away me pain