Maybe you would like me better If i had a bank account And an argyle sweater Ive listened to you talk You say your life is a bore First you got your silver spoon And now you want more Im the kind of guy Who takes life as it goes On numerous occasions Ill be pickin my nose I sometimes take a bath But try not to over do it I don't like to read books And when i do i just flip thru it Im not a vegetarian I like to eat red meat I seldom wear a shirt and tie Or shoes on my feet I know i don't have money And my bank account is low And when i take a girlie out Its taco bell we go