Fast and clean In his rhythm machine He goes down to the beach But little does he know The girls down there Are out of his reach He has a good time But drinks too much wine He's headed for The disaster of a lifetime And now the guys From the bad boy club Are callin' out his name He goes down to the liquor store To buy himself a beer He parks his truck With a ten inch lift And stickers that sayd NO FEAR Out of his truck he struts inside With his OAKLEY cool dudes shades He says his parents Bought me this truck Because in high school I got good grades He went back to check out a band At a local grunge band bar He saw a man who Was screaming out loud Playing "e" chords on his guitar It's on the radio It's on the video It's in the stores And all the tv shows And now the guys In the bad boy club Are calling his name