Dicky! Dicky! Beard! Beard! Dicky, Dicky, Beard, Beard Oh No No! Dicky! Dicky! Beard! Beard! Ah ah ah Dicky, Dicky Beard, Beard Johnny woke up this morning He felt kind of weird (Felt kind of weird) His nuts swelled overnight (Swelled over night) He went to scratch his dicky beard (His dicky beard) And he had balls the size of cantaloupes 'Loupes, he's got 'loupes He's got balls the size of cantaloupes 'Loupes, he's got 'loupes Oh he's got balls the size of cantaloupes Balls the size of cantaloupes Oh he's got nuts. Cant. 'Loupes.