There's a ring around the moon, a ring around the rosy A ring around my socks that keep my feet so cozy Well I'm a single woman and I don't need many things So why don't my poor little finger got a ring Once upon a time, turns out it's complicated For Tommy Lee in second grade, I waited and I waited I wrote a note on Valentine's and said check yes or no He crumpled up my paper so I punched him in the throat There's a ring around the moon, a ring around the rosy A ring around my socks that keep my feet so cozy Well I'm a single woman and I don't need many things So why don't my poor little finger got a ring Well I bought a wedding dress just in case someone was looking I practiced all my sewin' and I practiced on my cooking I found a handsome guy who said he'd love me like no other But sadly mama says it doesn't count since he's my brother There's a ring around the moon, a ring around the rosy A ring around my socks that keep my feet so cozy Well I'm a single woman and I don't need many things So why don't my poor little finger got a ring So I finally got a strategy and caught myself a man I pepper sprayed his eyeballs and I threw him in my van I took him to the church and when at last we heard the bells He somehow got away and now I hope he goes to... Well there's a ring around the moon, a ring around the rosy A ring around my socks that keep my feet so cozy Well I'm a single woman and I don't need many things So why don't my poor little finger got a ring