We're sitting around the house
And well it must be half-past four
When I hear that hollow knockin',
Knockin' coming from the door
Well mama runs and hides while
Me and Ellen hit the floor
'Cause dad just grabbed his Remington,
The battle cry for war
And they come knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin',
Knockin' at my door and I look right at my sister
'Cause we've seen it all before
And here comes good ol' daddy
Man, he sure is having fun
So goodbye, so long, sorry boys,
My daddy's got a gun
And now we're shopping at the mall
And here comes Tom and Billy Joe
And my sis and me both turn and flee
And pray they get down low
'Cause they're the ones that asked us
To the dance but we said no
So 3,2,1 out comes the gun
All ready set to go
And they come knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin',
Knockin' at my door and I look right at my sister
'Cause we've seen it all before
And here comes good ol' daddy
Man, he sure is having fun
So goodbye, so long, sorry boys,
My daddy's got a gun
And they come knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin',
Knockin' at my door and I look right at my sister
'Cause we've seen it all before
And here comes good ol' daddy
Man, he sure is having fun
So goodbye, so long, sorry boys,
'Cause they come
Knockin' at my door and I look right at my sister
'Cause we've seen it all before
And here comes good ol' daddy
Man, he sure is having fun
So goodbye, so long, sorry boys,
My daddy's got a gun
So goodbye, so long, sorry boys,
My daddy's got a gun