She's got a big stomach And she's right there on my TV She's sweating and she's groaning It's about to maek me queasy She yells to boil water Pull the sheets of the bed Cosby says to grab your lip And yank it over your head Chorus: Labor ain't no easy thing Life is what your toil brings Can't give birth without some strain Life is more than worth the pain "Miss Scarlet! Miss Scarlet! I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!" I've got a big vision I'm veggin' watching TV "It's not by might or power..." So I'm gonna take it easy Don't think I'm not busy Ain't no lazy jerk I'm dreaming of the glory While the Lord does all the work Labor ain't no easy thing Life is what your toil brings Can't give birth without some strain Life is more than worth the pain "Sweet Jesus! Sweet Jesus! I don't know anything about birthin' no vision" You gotta push (Push!) You gotta shove (Shove!) A stork ain't gonna drop it in your lap from above You gotta push (Push!) You gotta shove (Shove!) You gotta pray and work with lots of tears and love If I don't busy I've dreamt to no avail I'm gonna have to pay the price Of a woman in travail Labor ain't no easy thing Life is what your toil brings Can't give birth without some strain Life is more than worth the pain