The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica
Amy might be dead and Rory's a
Roman with a gun inside his hand
Seems like things aren't going as planned
River's in the TARDIS
The TARDIS is on fire
She's feeling the heat
On repeat she'll require
Someone she can trust
Someone with a bow tie
But he's been locked up
And left to die
Oh my God what will they do
Seems impossible to get through
My mind is blown I bet yours is too
Well I guess this is Doctor Who
Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob
When the Doctor appears with a mop
'Get me out of the Pandorica'
'But you're not in the Pandorica'
'Yes I am, well, yes I was, it's complicated
But I won't explain it now because...'
Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz
That man, I can't explain why he does the things he does
Oh my God I don't have a clue
These paradoxes are hard to construe
My mind is blown I bet yours is too
Well I guess this is Doctor Who
It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review
What on earth just happened before my eyes
Time has gone askew the universe has too
I'll try and explain to you the Big Bang Two
The Big Bang Two
The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator
Which he'll use to meet Rory 2000 years later
When they find Amy after her sleep in the box
They realise the sun is really the exploding TARDIS
Doctor saves River from the imitating star
This woman watches back can't help but point out the obvious
Oh my God he's wearing a fez
Oh my God he's wearing a fez
Oh my God he's wearing a fez
Oh my God he's wearing a fez
A Dalek pops up out of nowhere
Shoots the Doctor kills him quite unfair
He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs
He's dead
And everyone despairs
Little do they know the Doctor lies
He's gone stopping the universe's demise
Amy says her last goodbyes
Doctor flies up into the skies
The universe is back it's true
But the Doctor's said his final adieu
Maybe he'll come back if she remembers you
It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review
What on earth just happened before my eyes
Time has been renewed the universe has too
But Amy still can't help but cry
Someone's missing, the question's who?
Then she remembers
Something old
Something new
Something borrowed
Something blue
And that's the Big Bang Two
I hope it didn't confuse you