I, Papyrus, the greatest of all time will capture a human And prove my worth to the Royal Guard's divine No-one can stop me, I'm just too good to fail I'm charming, smart, a work of art, but shan't go on all day My brother's lacks the passion I do And he takes too much credits for just being cool Well, here's my chance to finally shine I'm the best, and when I capture Frisk, I'll settle all the fights ♪ Don't doubt me, I'm a genius I'll charge my special attack Elaborate puzzles, determination There's no way you'll ever get past! ♪ My brother lacks the passion I do And he takes too much credits for just being cool Well, here's my chance to finally shine I'm the best, and when I capture Frisk, I'll settle all the fights You, the human, you're better than I thought You passed the tests, you solved the puzzles, and you and I had fought Perhaps, you and I could make quite the team But no, alas, I had my dream Well, maybe there's more to you than what there seems to be Ah, I said I'd capture a human eventually Well, I made spaghetti, you befriended me Perhaps I am not what I seem to be ♪ If I die, then promise me you'll spare the others and you'll set them free There's something about you, you can make a change As for me I've just stayed the same Nyeh-heh-heh But that's okay I am the great... Alas, poor Papyrus