UH! Don't fight a crypto bro, cuz you'll get killed
It's Doge before hoes, bitch I'm Coin based and red-pilled
Sorry, yo, I'm a Scorpio; if that excuse is valid
You should go ask a Libra if they think this matchup's balanced
I'm making motherfuckin' millions while I'm mining, you're abysmal
Just a witch who'll base her shit off of some artificial crystals
At first I was concerned 'bout where I'm telling you to go shove your rocks
But it couldn't get worse than you if I'm worried 'bout toxic shock
Snap! Now this one's going on my TikTok
For you, this battle's just like April Fools '18 - a quick loss
You try to flex your crypto might but women are your kryptonite
Check the horrid scope of your horoscope; you'll be put in a crypt tonight
Geez, you're worse than got cha weebs when it comes to buying PNGs
Pay 15 g's to get a meme that every dweeb has fucking seen
It should be common sense not to invest in your get-poor-quick schtick
But your wife dropped you so hard, that I might just buy the dip
Oh, don't get all incensed up; you don't make any sense, hon
If you want I could go send some tips and tricks to bring your cents up
And it's not just cringe internet culture that's got me fussy
You were bad enough before you got ruined by Andrew Hussy
Quit putting the con up in constellation and go cry, dude
You're more fuckin' obsessed with Leo's than fuckin' Psy-tube
Stuck in your Astro-world
Give you the boot
I'm going Crypto Mode
Gimme the loot
I'm positive that we're both gonna be happy when I tell ya I'm sending ya straight TO THE MOON!
Go back to Ancient Greece and find another dead ruse
When it comes to the Zodiac, you can call me Ted Cruz
Cuz we're burning all the granddaughters of the witches they missed
Good luck trying to right click this fuckin' W, bitch
This misogynist materialist is turning up Pentacles
I'll right kick you in the crotch, give you Non-Functioning Testicles
You've got nothing to back you up, your whole foundation ain't strong
And your dignity went the way of your monkeys; all your apes gone
I examined your traits, but I can't suss out your star sign
Obviously a virgin, two-faced like a Gemini
I'd say bullheaded or fishy, but I think I know the answer
Crypto, you're not just crabby, you're straight up just fucking Cancer
You want the feds off your money till you're hacked, then you lament and whine
Maybe your view of the universe should be what we decentralize
This blockhead's rocking the blockchain; I'm positive you don't got brains
Motherfucker, I'm gonna go add your wife to my cock-chain