I'm gonna just get a bedpan Tired of gettin' up All through the night Walkin' all the way to the toilet, oh yeah Just gonna get a bedpan So tired, of wakin' up, oh Goin' all the way to the toilet Just gonna get a bedpan, yeah Gonna poop in my bed Just poop in my bedpan And then go right back to sleep 'Cos I got my bedpan Right in my bed, with me On a cold night, ah I don't like getting' up If I get my bedpan I stay nice and toasty under the covers While I go, poop poop poop poop poop poop poop In my bedpan Poop poop in my bedpan, oh yeah Poop poop in my bedpan