You need a poop hat Wear it every time you gonna go poo woah-oh Put on your poop hat On your way to the bathroom so people know what you're gonna do You're go poo so you put on your special hat Yeah you put on your poop hat No one gets in your way oh no no way You got your poop hat You don't have to stop and make conversation Everybody knows what you've gotta do You gotta go to the bathroom hurry up and do poo oh-oh Put on your poop hat Every time that you're going over to poo oh-oh Put on your poop hat So everyone around you knows what you've got to do oh-oh They're not going to get in your way 'Cause they don't want you to poop right there stinky oh You got you're poop hat Clear a path because you've got to go poo poo poo Put on your poop hat So everybody knows what you're gonna do oh-oh You've gotta go poo So clear a path for the person with a poop hat