Well, a little peice of poop that you missed while wiping gets tangled up in your butt hair. You try to pull it out, but it hurts to bad, so you just leave it there. Dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle berry. Dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle berry. Dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle berry. You strugle with water and soap in the showerbut the dingle berry won't behave. And that means it's time to get out the razor. That's right, your butt needs a shave. Dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle berry. Dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle berry. Dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle-dingle berry. When the human race is more evolved, all of our poopy problems will be solved. We've got to rearange our D. N. So all that butt hair goes away.