If I somehow got the opportunity to go on a date with Megan Fox
It would be so wonderful
It would be so perfect
It would be so fabulous
And if during that date with Megan Fox, she let out a little bit of gas
Out of her bum
I would pretend that it was me who farted
To save her the embarrassment
Yes, I would, yes, I would
It would go somethin' like this
We'd just be sittin' there talkin' and laughin'
And fallin' in love and stuff like that
And then suddenly...
Would come out of her behind
And everything would start to stink
And before she could do anything
I would look into her eyes and say
"Megan Fox, I'm sorry, that was me who just farted
Please excuse me"
And she would think I was such a gentleman
Oh, I would know and she would know
And I would know that she knew
And she would knew that I knew
But none of us would say anything about it ever again
And we would fall in love for the rest of our lives
'Cause I'm so chivalrous
Oh, Megan Fox, if you were to go on a date with me
I would take credit for your farts
'Cause I would not want you to get embarrassed, oh oh
No, I would not want Megan Fox to get embarrassed
So I would take credit for her farts