Back in the day, I used to be afraid of Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda But then I thought about how they gotta eat and drink Just like you and me Which means every day they gotta go poo And they got to go pee I find it very difficult to feel very much fear When thinkin' about an evil man droppin' poop right out of his rear Instead of terrorists plots, destruction and disorder I'd be worryin' more about gettin' away from his stinky odor Osama bin Laden poops Next time you hear about him on the news reports Remember sometimes he doesn't make it to the bathroom And he poops right in his shorts No one is very scary when they're carryin' a smelly, stinky load And we're gonna catch him in some cave before any more buildings explode Osama's been fartin', and it really stinks