If everywhere you go, you smell some poo It's time that you checked the bottom of your shoe 'Cause you probably stepped in dog poo There's a good chance Either that or you pooped your pants And of the two, it's far better To have stepped in some dog poo Every time that you come indoors Take off your shoes before you step on the floors Heed my advice Do what I said 'Cause if you stepped in poop you don't want it to spread Stepping in poop is bad, spreading it is worse Now let's go repeat the first verse If everywhere you go, you smell some poo It's time that you checked the bottom of your shoe 'Cause you probably stepped in dog poo There's a good chance Either that or you pooped your pants And of the two, it's far better To have stepped in some dog poo